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Mourinho threatens Mata following his poor performance...

Mourinho Threatens Mata following his poor performance…

Amid his imminent transfer to Manchester United, current Chelsea star Juan Mata has come forward and revealed the secrets behind Jose Mourinho’s undeniable success across pretty much every club he has managed.


Mourinho in his Priest Attire

Mata has revealed that Jose is part of  an underground sect that practise black magic and make sacrificial offerings to various deity’s.  Although highly secretive, Mata has revealed that the Chelsea team are forced to make regular appearances at the sects secret meetings and sacrificial ceremonies where they are subjected to ultimatums from high ranking priests should they under perform on the pitch.

Jose Mourinho 100% denies the statements made by Mata.

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