The problem with Apple’s new mouse

Dean Ronnie Friday Funnys, General

I’m just over here working on my really importa — oh, my mouse has died. It’s okay I’ll just put some new batteries in it and pick up right where I left off. Oh, no, right, these new Magic Mouse 2’s can be charged using a Lightning Cable and…OH GOD WHOSE STUPID …

Mata on Mourinho – Transfer Window Latest

Roly Friday Funnys

Amid his imminent transfer to Manchester United, current Chelsea star Juan Mata has come forward and revealed the secrets behind Jose Mourinho’s undeniable success across pretty much every club he has managed. Mata has revealed that Jose is part of  an underground sect that practise black magic and make sacrificial …